puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina

Bro I hardcore puttered that chick last night

by Their dheheie April 9, 2020

putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

by DanEvans April 5, 2010

putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 7, 2010

Putter

A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.

"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"

by Jenksy Cat February 6, 2005

putters

What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.

did you see the putters run across the road!

by Jjake April 19, 2008

putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 27, 2009

Putter

Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.
When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name
A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.
Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.
ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!

Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter
person 2:damnn he fineeee

by ovbndsvsdk123à!é' July 15, 2022