Plorous 

The feeling that trickles down your body from head to toe when someone you sent a direct message, via text message or social media, opens the message and doesn’t respond, this feeling could be described as angered, sadden and annoyed,

This feeling only occurs when you crave a response from the person. An example would be sending your crush a text message hoping to spark a conversation and then checking several minutes later that your message was read but have yet to receive a response. This feeling may also occur when you’re already in a romantic relationship with someone. This feeling isn’t isolated to only romantic relationships, it could occur in casual acquaintances with either coworkers or fellow students. Texting your coworker if they could cover your shift tomorrow night and realizing that they didn’t even respond with a simple no, simply reading your message with no feedback. This may also occur when asking a peer for help on a homework assignment and they completely ignore your plea for help. Example of use could be, I was plorous when my girlfriend read my message and didn't respond.

Plorous by GoCoogs1999 August 31, 2018

Porous Pecker 

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009

Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby January 4, 2018

Porous dump 

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

Porous dump by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017

Plorgus 

The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.

Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.

Plorgus by Larma March 8, 2017

porous 

adjective

1. easily crossed or penetrated
2. permeable to fluids

Man, that bitch is porous.
(Read: I say, that young woman is rather promiscuous.)

porous by Gman February 2, 2005

Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

Useless, weak, ugly, stupid, pathetic

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby April 22, 2018