Plorgus 

The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.

Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.

Plorgus by Larma March 8, 2017

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

Plongus by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow

Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus

Plongus by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

Plongus by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

Plongus

Noun, Verb, Adjective, & Adverb. Used to denote something cool, fun, or around vibin'.

Hey brother, that was a plongus sales report in that meeting!

Plongus by OGKINGROBO July 1, 2021

Plorous 

The feeling that trickles down your body from head to toe when someone you sent a direct message, via text message or social media, opens the message and doesn’t respond, this feeling could be described as angered, sadden and annoyed,

This feeling only occurs when you crave a response from the person. An example would be sending your crush a text message hoping to spark a conversation and then checking several minutes later that your message was read but have yet to receive a response. This feeling may also occur when you’re already in a romantic relationship with someone. This feeling isn’t isolated to only romantic relationships, it could occur in casual acquaintances with either coworkers or fellow students. Texting your coworker if they could cover your shift tomorrow night and realizing that they didn’t even respond with a simple no, simply reading your message with no feedback. This may also occur when asking a peer for help on a homework assignment and they completely ignore your plea for help. Example of use could be, I was plorous when my girlfriend read my message and didn't respond.

Plorous by GoCoogs1999 August 31, 2018

Plorgasm 

n - the orgasm that you give your virgin friend because you feel sorry for them; short for "platonic orgasm"

Chad: Hey man, thanks for that plorgasm last night!!

Thad: Anytime bro!!

Plorgasm by yourmomh8syou September 30, 2020