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"we all know this is plorbus's server, not mine"
plorbus by rivore July 23, 2021
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a soft penis
My boyfriend let me play with his plorbus
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The porbus is where the man poop on the girl boobs and touches the boobs.
He did the porbus to Jennifer last night and she hasnt showered since.
porbus by landry says hi August 11, 2017
The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.
Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.
Plorgus by Larma March 8, 2017
The feeling that trickles down your body from head to toe when someone you sent a direct message, via text message or social media, opens the message and doesn’t respond, this feeling could be described as angered, sadden and annoyed,
This feeling only occurs when you crave a response from the person. An example would be sending your crush a text message hoping to spark a conversation and then checking several minutes later that your message was read but have yet to receive a response. This feeling may also occur when you’re already in a romantic relationship with someone. This feeling isn’t isolated to only romantic relationships, it could occur in casual acquaintances with either coworkers or fellow students. Texting your coworker if they could cover your shift tomorrow night and realizing that they didn’t even respond with a simple no, simply reading your message with no feedback. This may also occur when asking a peer for help on a homework assignment and they completely ignore your plea for help. Example of use could be, I was plorous when my girlfriend read my message and didn't respond.
Plorous by GoCoogs1999 August 31, 2018
An insult referencing the unimaginable stupidity of another individual.
"You utter plarbus! Your frail skeleton won't survive the fall!"
"Fuck you!"
Plarbus by endro555 May 4, 2021
A plombus is a person who has left the rhombus for being a snake
Craig Johnston is a plombus
plombus by CCT706CCT November 16, 2022
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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