Ploondog

When a man does something slightly retarded

Man Trystyn is such a ploondog

by Candy boy April 6, 2022

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

poondoggin

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

poondog

A male who is very friendly with the ladies and gets alot of poon.

Silk you old poondog you, that's the third girl's poon you have gotten in this week.

by Barry Badrinath September 17, 2006

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poondoggle

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.

Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.

by Just Ducky March 11, 2008

Poondoggle

Woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.

I dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.

by Le Sodomizer June 30, 2009