Definitions by BetsyRees910

snap a carrot 

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

snap a carrot by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

snap a carrot 

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

snap a carrot by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

sexnesia 

Having sex with someone so horrible you force you mind to block out all memories of the entire preceding 24 hours

Dude...what happened on Thursday, that chick was so ugly I have sexnesia...

sexnesia by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Poondoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

Cockdoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle

Cockdoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

Cuntrate 

Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.

Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate

Cuntrate by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006