Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BetsyRees910

snap a carrot

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

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Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

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Having sex with someone so horrible you force you mind to block out all memories of the entire preceding 24 hours

Dude...what happened on Thursday, that chick was so ugly I have sexnesia...

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A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

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A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle

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Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.

Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate

Cuntrate by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

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