Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BetsyRees910

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snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Get the snap a carrotmug.

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

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Cockdoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for women to cheat on thier husbands..

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas....what a cockdoggle

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

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sexnesia

Having sex with someone so horrible you force you mind to block out all memories of the entire preceding 24 hours

Dude...what happened on Thursday, that chick was so ugly I have sexnesia...

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Get the sexnesiamug.

snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Get the snap a carrotmug.

Cuntrate

Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.

Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

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