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Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

Poondoggle 

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.
Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poopnoggin 

The cleaner and more immature word used in place of shit head.
You are such a poopnoggin!
poopnoggin by Nickelass October 18, 2008

Boondogging 

The act of jerking off while screaming to an exaggerated degree.
I could hear him boondogging it in the bathroom.
Boondogging by RileyOhhRiley March 22, 2022

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.
Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.
Spoondogging by Kiz... August 1, 2014

poondoggle 

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.
Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.
poondoggle by Just Ducky March 11, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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