poondoggin

when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poopnoggin

The cleaner and more immature word used in place of shit head.

You are such a poopnoggin!

by Nickelass October 18, 2008

Boondogging

The act of jerking off while screaming to an exaggerated degree.

I could hear him boondogging it in the bathroom.

by RileyOhhRiley March 22, 2022

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.

Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.

by Kiz... August 1, 2014

poondoggle

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.

Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.

by Just Ducky March 11, 2008