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when there is a lack of good looking females around and ugly girls start to look good as time goes on.

dude you were totally poondoggin it last night, that bitch was ugly

poondoggin by cioffi dodds conti January 11, 2008

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Poondoggle

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.

Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!

Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

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Poondoggle

A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.

They are going to a sales meeting in Las Vegas... what a poondoggle.

Poondoggle by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

poopnoggin

The cleaner and more immature word used in place of shit head.

You are such a poopnoggin!

poopnoggin by Nickelass October 18, 2008

Boondogging

The act of jerking off while screaming to an exaggerated degree.

I could hear him boondogging it in the bathroom.

Boondogging by RileyOhhRiley March 22, 2022

Spoondogging

When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.

Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.

Spoondogging by Kiz... August 1, 2014

poondoggle

When a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.

Uh-oh. Chris just walked in, and pam, Christie, and Lauren are here. Grade A poondoggle.

poondoggle by Just Ducky March 11, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026