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Adjective. Being inordinately tired, hungry, and angry (in that order), perhaps even so much as to slap a bald man in the face for an incident as minute as not using a coaster on a shitty coffee table.
Young Timothy was so plona, he even slapped the glasses off of this old man!
Plona by Bill Stansberg October 15, 2006
Related Words
Plona plonker plonk Plong Ploat plonka plonder plones Plongus PLONT
Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.
Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.
PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023
When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

Plin plin plon

Lord Gwyn's theme song in Dark Souls 1. Also that saddest fucking piano you will ever hear.
Dude1: "Dude! Have you heard of Plin plin plon?"
Dude 2:"No! What is it?"
Dude 1 slaps Dude 2 so hard he starts to fucking choke on his own breath.

phonangulate 

Phonangulate verb

the act of two or more people using cellphones to either find each other verbally or by texting in an unfamiliar location.

I'll phonangulate you once I get to the Convention Center.
You arrange to meet someone in a large building or park but can not give a precise area because neither of you are familiar with the location. Once you both arrive you call each other or text each other saying...for example "I am by the merrygoround in the park . Or "I am at the bar on the 3rd floor of the hotel." You both PHONANGULATE until you meet face to face. The word is made up of triangulate..as in Triangulating a position and phone.

You did not know where to meet until one or both get to the location to get the lay of the land
phonangulate by chfdoc March 15, 2010

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007