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The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”
Plonder by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020
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Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.
Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?
plonder by JasperBucket October 10, 2017
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Something between plod and wander.
He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.
Plonder by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018
When a group or an individual fail at a task that they set , and instead end up in trouble with the law themselves.
See Sarah plonder on the weekend. That’s so rad!
Plonder by Wendy. March 17, 2024
When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015
To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021