Plonder 

The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.

“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”

Plonder by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020

plonder 

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.

Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?

plonder by JasperBucket October 10, 2017

Plonder 

Something between plod and wander.

He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.

Plonder by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018

Plonder 

When a group or an individual fail at a task that they set , and instead end up in trouble with the law themselves.

See Sarah plonder on the weekend. That’s so rad!

Plonder by Wendy. March 17, 2024

Plonder

The words ponder (to think about something) and plunder (to steal goods) combined to make plonder- to think about stealing goods.

Robbers like to plonder about goods

Plonder by KatieKeeney October 7, 2026

Ploner 

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015