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The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.

Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”
Plonder by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020
Words you can keep
Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.
Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?
plonder by JasperBucket October 10, 2017
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Something between plod and wander.
He plondered over to the kitchen.

I want to plonder over there.
Plonder by ThreeTreeTrolls May 1, 2018
When a group or an individual fail at a task that they set , and instead end up in trouble with the law themselves.
See Sarah plonder on the weekend. That’s so rad!
Plonder by Wendy. March 17, 2024
When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.
"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."
Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015
To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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