Plemer 

What is it to be Plemer?

Possibly a Lemeur, or creamer with a nice remer. You know she's a crested screamer. If you are reading this you are a mutton button. And constantly fumbling the bag. Never Pushin P, needs a Daniel with massive schlong.

Dude you're such a Plemer.

Who is that? Be careful thats a Plemer.

Plemer by DennytheShlongMoreno February 1, 2022

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

premercial 

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)

What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?

premercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

premerl 

poo in a jar.

premerl

premerl by jckbgby September 17, 2013

plamerism 

The act of willfully repeating the same story to the same person(s) with complete and utter disregard for that person's actual interest in the story.

Dude, that is a total plamerism. You already told me that you once owned a BMW.

plamerism by AnnoyedJOPA May 11, 2014

Plemorsing 

A word that some stupid kid on the internet made up to try and sound smart. He failed

Guy 1 "You are stupid"
Guy 2 "I am not"
Guy 1 "Stop plemorsing me"
Guy 2 "what"

Plemorsing by AggroD January 24, 2015

pemerson 

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.

I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"

pemerson by Mal098 October 10, 2018