peemergency

noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

peemergency by danhimes.com January 16, 2008

peemergency

The urgent need to urinate.

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.

peemergency by JavaJaneOhio December 2, 2010

peemergency

it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

peemergency by Genghis Jahn February 11, 2010

peemergency

when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.

examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;

*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)

*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)

"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "

peemergency by jlotaco December 23, 2022

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009