Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

I've been jabbed

i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice

After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.