Peemer 

It's the long version of P.M., the initials of Panda Monium, a Supreme Undercover Crime Fighter, often confused for an Asiatic Princess. Can be seen fighting crime from her Underwater Fortress of Death, located in Oceans Unknown. Specializing in the development of the Ultimate Mechanical Arm, Professor Panda Monium is one half of the famous Crime Fighting Duo known as "Hodge Podge and Panda Monium."

Regular Citizen: "So wait, you're telling me if I cut off my arm, I can get an arm that is the equivelant of a swiss army knife, Peemer?"
Peemer: "The swiss army knife looks like a straw compared to the HPM Mechanical Arm.... FAG."

Peemer by Peemer December 9, 2008

peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener 

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Piemergency 

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

Piemergency by lostpyrate December 17, 2008

Sleeper Peeper 

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.

Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.

Sleeper Peeper by Dang Lin Wang LXIX August 19, 2013

panty-peeler 

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

panty-peeler by melshore August 17, 2009

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013