premerl

poo in a jar.

premerl

by jckbgby September 17, 2013

premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.

"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."

by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

premercial

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)

What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?

by Jody M September 6, 2007

preferless

When you have no opinion on a particular subject.

Do you want to go to Wendy's or Burger King? I'm preferless.

by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

Premelture Echoculation

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.

Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008

premercial

The commercial a website injects before it takes you the page you had asked for.

Clicking on the premercial will open a new window.

by Tantrik Yogi July 13, 2004

Premer

A shithole located on the edge of the famous Liverpool Plains in north western NSW. With a population of 85 in 2016 (a decline from the 224 in 2006) it is a filthy pit of junkies and dole bludgers. The population is mainly made up of people wishing to live far enough away from a reasonably sized town that they can grab some extra money from Centrelink. Famous for its half a house (that someone lives in I think) and a post office that doesn’t sell stamps. The pub can only serve frozen pizza and the beers cost double the standard price. To insure travellers safety the Coonabarabran road does not actually run through Premer to prevent cars being stoned by the locals. The NSW government does not recommend entering town limits.

Farmer 1: you coming to the pub in Premer tonight?
Farmer 2: shit no I don’t go near there unless I’m outta beer and really desperate!

by AussieSicko September 7, 2020