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premerl by jckbgby September 17, 2013
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premealing 

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.
"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."
premealing by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011

premercial 

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
premercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

preferless 

When you have no opinion on a particular subject.
Do you want to go to Wendy's or Burger King? I'm preferless.
preferless by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

Premelture Echoculation 

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.
Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

premercial 

The commercial a website injects before it takes you the page you had asked for.
Clicking on the premercial will open a new window.
premercial by Tantrik Yogi July 13, 2004
A shithole located on the edge of the famous Liverpool Plains in north western NSW. With a population of 85 in 2016 (a decline from the 224 in 2006) it is a filthy pit of junkies and dole bludgers. The population is mainly made up of people wishing to live far enough away from a reasonably sized town that they can grab some extra money from Centrelink. Famous for its half a house (that someone lives in I think) and a post office that doesn’t sell stamps. The pub can only serve frozen pizza and the beers cost double the standard price. To insure travellers safety the Coonabarabran road does not actually run through Premer to prevent cars being stoned by the locals. The NSW government does not recommend entering town limits.
Farmer 1: you coming to the pub in Premer tonight?
Farmer 2: shit no I don’t go near there unless I’m outta beer and really desperate!
Premer by AussieSicko September 7, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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