Derogatory or classification term for players in the Medieval slasher game Mordhau who wear helmets that are extremely expensive in-game due to having bunched feathers called a plume, also meaning that most high-ranked players are going to have a helmet with a plume. Since plumes in Mordhau are somewhat known for being associated with try-hards, the plumes are often viewed negatively, especially since killing friendly players is viewed as taboo. Plumers are often seen wielding meta weapons such as the longsword, greatsword, zweihänder, maul, eveningstar, fast one-handed weapons, spear, poleaxe and bardiche which they can use to great effect due to their knowledge of weapon animations
*Plumer crushes bard's skull"
poor fucking infantry:"facking plumer killing friendlies wtf man"
by ErwinHistory August 31, 2021
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When a male ejaculates in a female’s anus and, in an effort to creampie, the female projects diarrhea onto the male’s body (usually his face).
Fuck man, if I would’ve know I was getting a plumer from her, I would’ve at least brought a towel along!
by Alcohol12345 November 9, 2018
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Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.
Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.
by Amishmafia April 27, 2018
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to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains
"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"
by Thomas Wheatley May 25, 2006
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