Playstation3 

A crappy crapped up crapfest of a console that thinks it can cost £600 because it has slightly above average graphics. If you want something to look real, look outside, do not say "GTA will become good now because I have a 1234329 graphics card" or whatever. It will always be rubbish. Sony will always be rubbish and the only people that buy its console will be buying it because "Nintendo is for children" and they want to look hard. Anyone that buys a ps3 has severe health issues.

"I just bought a playstation3 im really happy, now I can play games with no objective, just mindless violence"
"Go see a Doctor, or you will die of crap poisoning"

Playstation3 by Ike64 August 19, 2007

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.

Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"

Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork by TheXDriver May 22, 2011

Playstation tan

When one spends so much time on gaming machines that their skin turns a pasty white colour due to lack of sun exposure and outdoor activities.

Jimmy "hey what you up to this weekend bro"
Dave "working on the playstation tan mate"
Jimmy "that's some sick shit bro"

or

Julie "Holy crap meg, your boyfriend sure is white"
Meg " yeah that's his playstation tan"

Playstation tan by charliroc March 11, 2010

Playstation Move

A motion controller. It's a Wii remote with a ball on top.

The Playstation Move is a big fail.

Playstation Move by ablisa January 21, 2011

PlayStation Fanboys 

Toxic people who can't take a joke and are total idiots.
They tend to go on Xbox's twitter and comment the ps5 is better in every way.
They also tend to hate people who like Nintendo because, they seems that it's "kiddy."
They always say that Sony makes the best consoles and has the best exclusives.
When Microsoft or Nintendo gets great games, usually the fanboys will go full reetard mode, and make themselves look like dickheads.

Hey Guys I like Nintendo
Playstation Fanboys: No NO NO YOU SUCKS YOU STUPID IDIOT MARIO IS FOR KDIS YOU LITTLE FAT KID GROW UP.

PlayStation Fanboys by YourToolBox June 23, 2021

Playstation Move

A new control device for the Playstation 3, which will enable the use of motion gaming. Recently announced at GDC 2010, Sony plans the PS Move to replace the wii as the dominate shovelware platform. The Playstation Move controller is a wand shape with a glowing ball on top, simmilar to Nintendo's Wii remote. The Playstation Move Sub-Controller is an additional controller that can be used in unison with the PSMove. The Sub-Controller is essentially the same as the Wii's Nunchuk controller.

One major aspect of the PSM that shows it's uniqueness and originality is its ability to controll controll FSP games and 3rd person shooters; never before has a motion controller been able to controll hardcore FPS or 3rd person action games. (That is if you exclude all of the Wii games that have done the exact same thing as the PSM; ie. The Conduit, Red Steel 2, Metroid Prime 3, Call of Duty: Reflex, MadWorld, Call of Duty: World at War, Monster Hunter 3, legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, COD3, Medal of Honor Heroes 2, etc).

The Playstation Move has a Fall 2010 launch window. PS3 owners prepare to buy WiiHD when it comes out this fall!
(Edit: Playstation Move, not WiiHD, I guess I confused them, since they are basically the same thing)

Max: "Hey did you see the Sony Playstation Move that was just announced?"

Joe: "No, what is it?"

Max: "It's Wii, but for the Playstation, so don't get it unless you're a rich bastard "

Joe: "Thanks for the tip man."

Playstation Move by Sony-Fan(Nintendo rocks) March 14, 2010