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A teacher who thinks they know what they're doing, but 99.9% of the time, is clueless. Uses brain rot terms incorrectly, and likely will bribe students to make them do work. Often a younger teacher, commonly regarded as a bitch, or a tryhard
"Dude...that teacher is SUCH a Plaumer..."
Plaumer by Young Nut February 20, 2025
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plamerism 

The act of willfully repeating the same story to the same person(s) with complete and utter disregard for that person's actual interest in the story.
Dude, that is a total plamerism. You already told me that you once owned a BMW.
plamerism by AnnoyedJOPA May 11, 2014
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Derogatory or classification term for players in the Medieval slasher game Mordhau who wear helmets that are extremely expensive in-game due to having bunched feathers called a plume, also meaning that most high-ranked players are going to have a helmet with a plume. Since plumes in Mordhau are somewhat known for being associated with try-hards, the plumes are often viewed negatively, especially since killing friendly players is viewed as taboo. Plumers are often seen wielding meta weapons such as the longsword, greatsword, zweihänder, maul, eveningstar, fast one-handed weapons, spear, poleaxe and bardiche which they can use to great effect due to their knowledge of weapon animations
*Plumer crushes bard's skull"
poor fucking infantry:"facking plumer killing friendlies wtf man"
Plumer by ErwinHistory August 31, 2021

plammered 

when you get plastered and hammered at once.
I was so plammered yesterday, I even thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot.
plammered by asddfjkli March 30, 2010

Plumerize 

Verb. To make something so fucked up that it ruins a perfectly good item. To utterly ruin something.

Adjective. When some thing is beyond repair or an negative response to a task.
Verb. You really plumerized that project, and made everyone hate you as the building burned to the ground.

Adjective. When Sally tried to open the can with a hammer she plummerized the shit outta it but couldn't open it.

Verb. The iceberg plummerized the Titanic.
Plumerize by Amishmafia May 31, 2018
playmer is a word for a gamer who plays a certain game way too much, and is very skillful in that game.
That guy plays Call of Duty for like, 10 hours a day! What a playmer.

That guy kicks ass, he's a real playmer.
playmer by ntsi vjioasfjiaopfjki September 28, 2009

Plumeria Penis 

When a girl only has lotion from bath and body works, but you gotta have that jibber.
When I got home I had to wash off before I got in bed with my wife. The side bitch gave me plumeria penis.
Plumeria Penis by Zbiggy April 10, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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