Platch

(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad

Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!

by swiggity swag whats in the bag February 24, 2014

platch

To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.

'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'

by Jo July 26, 2004