patchen 

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

patchen by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

patchen 

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

patchen by andypandy123 May 9, 2007

patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by discofox May 28, 2020

Patched 

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

patches ito by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021