Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.
Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher
by Twunt December 9, 2013
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Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.
My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.
by Marchaels March 12, 2008
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A term used to call someone something bad without actually even calling them something bad. Basically, call them it, because it means nothing. Nothing at all. Use it whenever you feel like it. Just credit this site.
Aw man! You're such a patcher!

Freaking patcher.
by Sean McDonald June 6, 2005
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a android app that lets you buy in app purcheses in a game or app in case that your fucking poor or dont want to use money. little kids will call it hacking
dude i just got 1000000000000000 coins in this game

person 2: dosent that cost about $500

no i used lucky patcher
by Julia_URBAN February 21, 2021
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A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.
by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014
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Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.
Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...
by dongleforker April 6, 2016
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He who sleeps in the wet patch afetr sex. Someone who is pussy whipped. Someone who is spineless and has no balls.
by Mummaj February 10, 2012
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