Plaidapus

When you can not find a condom, and you use a plaid shirt instead.

person 1: I couldn't find a condom last night.
person 2: Did you use a plaid shirt?
person 1: Yeah i plaidapused that girl.

by HeirMeister July 28, 2010

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

pladypuss

A male/female who is afraid to wear plaid.

Girl:Man..Rob would have looked funny in plaid
Boy:Too bad he is such a pladypuss...

by psycho-duck January 31, 2009

platapussonians

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

by Niciniah July 19, 2010

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

mr.platapus

the best twerker in the world

person1: "whos the best twerker?"
person2: " mr.platapus DUHH"

by iloveyourmom.com April 5, 2022