platapus

Nick Faust the platapus AkA "PP" for short goofy looking mother fucker cant match ever dresses like a Bum. rocks a fucked up mullet. over all a deuche ass cabbage bus riding mother fucker

Nick Faust "wigger" "loser"

by The Best January 3, 2005

Platapus

Some one that is just plain stupid.

That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.

by Melcabob April 2, 2009

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

duckbill platapus

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.

Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.

by Not plat March 8, 2020