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Sharking

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Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.
Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy
by Plattapussy August 5, 2024
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Red Sandy Indian Ocean

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The act of grinding all the Indians up and throwing there remains in the ocean turning it red/sand color. Red from blood, sand from skin color
I ran on the Indian Ocean and noticed it looked sandy and red, must have been a red sandy Indian Ocean🙂
by Plattapussy April 14, 2019
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Platapussy

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When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism
I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit
by Plattapussy July 30, 2017
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Arctic orgasm

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When you are stuck on an iceberg with a partner of the same sex and you both need to have an orgasm so you both decide to say no homo and have the greatest sex of your life.
I was with bobby on the iceberg and we decided to have an arctic orgasm
by Plattapussy July 30, 2017
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Potato retard

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Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.
My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.
by Plattapussy May 28, 2017
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