Plastapuss

Artificial pussy. Sex changes pussy. Plastic surgeon created pussy

She's not a real girl, she's a plastapuss

by Dru Davis July 18, 2023

platypussery

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.

Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.

by Vog April 1, 2009

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 2, 2018

Elastapussy

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness

“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”

by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009