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platypussery 

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.
Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009

Platypussy 

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

Platypussy 

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
Platypussy by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

platypussy 

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries
you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

Elastapussy 

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness
“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”
Elastapussy by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023

platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009