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getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

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Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

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platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

platapussy by me.man April 12, 2019

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platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

platapussy by platapaul February 17, 2022

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platypussery

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.

Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.

platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009

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Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

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portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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