platapussy
platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009
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Platapussy
When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism
I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit
Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017
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platypussery
Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."
Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"
Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."
Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"
Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."
Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.
platypussery by Vog April 1, 2009
Platypussy
Platypussy by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019
portapussy
A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight
The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
portapussy by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006
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