platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 12, 2019

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

platypussery

A place where platypii are kept and fed. Most known due to its funny pronounciation.

Vaughn: "Yo man let's go to the platypussery."

Gaylord: "Dude what the hell man! You're a perv"

Vaughn: "No dude its where they keep platypii. Its analagous to the fish hatchery."

Gaylord: "Oh dude. Rad. Let's go to the platypussery then.

by Vog April 1, 2009

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

portapussy

A long, cylindrical, and hollow sex toy used for male masturbation. Also known as a fleshlight

The word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.

The adult boutique had my favorite portapussy on sale. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Dylan Cider May 18, 2006