Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 28, 2017

platapussy

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

by 69 hunter February 25, 2009

platapussy

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

by platapaul February 17, 2022

platapussy

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

by me.man April 13, 2019