Pjoti

'Żobb imqatta' roti roti.' A Maltese slang word which translates to a sliced human penis, similar in shape to a sliced banana. Commonly used to take the piss out of someone.

1) "Nagħmillek xi naqa pjoti mal-insalata?'' - 'Would you like some sliced cock with your salad?'
2) "Mer! Tinsiex tixtri l-pjoti!'' - 'Marie! Don't forget to buy the sliced cock!'
3) "Għandek ħalqek riħa ta' pjoti!'' - 'Your mouth reeks of sliced cock!'

Pjoti by Dneġel ta' taħt it-tinda July 30, 2023

pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

Pootis

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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Pootis Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress Heavy Heavy Weapons Guy

Pootis by Outspace June 24, 2013

Pootis

~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.

Heavy: POOTIS

Pootis by Mattdiction October 14, 2015

Pootis

Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2

Example 1 :Scout: Yo Heavy
Heavy: What?
Scout: Define "Pootis"
Heavy: "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Example 2: Heavy : Put Dis/penser here.

Pootis by SirKnowsALotDictionary September 16, 2015

pootis spencer 

The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult

Heavy: "Pootis Spencer Here!"

pootis spencer by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017