pjotr

Ass

You are being a real pjotr

by Mork69420 January 17, 2018

pjotr

that's how the students call their teacher that's called pieter in a school in amsterdam

PJOTRRRRRRRRRR CAN I HAVE A TEN ON MY NEXT TEST

by Random girl on the internet February 5, 2019

pjotr

If you call someone a pjotr you mean that he gets all the girls and succes in life. People are often jealous of him.

"Why is he such a pjotr, I want to be a pjotr as well."
"I'd rather be a pjotr then a adieb."

by Elevatorswillwinthiswarofmine January 25, 2017

pjotr

Guy that has a dick bigger than the sun.

Holy shit did you Pjotr's dick it's fucken HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Kallanikos January 19, 2017

Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."

by moogie moogie moogie moogie July 23, 2019

Pjotr

A person filled with sadness and anger at the same time, term must allways be used in a classroom.

p1: Woah, Jack is like so pjotr dude!

by Luker Popovikc August 28, 2019

Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. Despite all that, he is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr."
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"How is your day?"
"Fine."
"You got a B in the recent math test and now you're sad aren't you?"

"What? How did you know?"

"I could tell."
"We're texting."
"Indeed. So anyway, are you feeling alright?"

"You're stalking me aren't you? Come to my room."
"You already know I don't live in your country."

by Moogie Moogie Moogie July 21, 2019