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pizzarrhea 

A word formed from a combination of 2 words: PIZZA + diaRRHEA. It's when you chow down on a pizza and instantly you get the runs. It could result from any ingredient being spoiled but usually bad meat is the biggest culprit.
I was staying in a hotel in Butte. I phoned in a pizza order, pepperoni + cheese + whatever, Chicago style. Delivery was fast. I ate one slice and instantly I soiled my drawers. I changed my clothes but soon all my clothes were crapped and I had to get on the throne fast. I had contracted a severe case of pizarrhea. When it was time to hop on the 'hound for the ride back this cute PYT dressed in pink and named Terri initiated a conversation with me. She was on the other side of the seat row, looking backwards at me. Everything was fine as long as she didn't come over and sit next to me : (

Pizzarrhea ain't no fun at all.
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pizzarrhea 

The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.
pizzarrhea by jman3000 April 17, 2007
Word of the Day on January 9, 2011

pizzarrhea 

specifically:

the sickness which results from eating a pizza from one of those grimy corner joints. (note to self: pepperoni is not supposed to be green.) usually accompanied by several hours of toilet hovering.

generally:

a similar sickness which occurs after eating anything which is considered unfit for consumption in places other than sri lanka. aka food poisoning.
'no, i can't go out tonight. i got a mad case of pizzarrhea from that new thai place downtown.'
pizzarrhea by carlton berry August 21, 2007

Pizzareah 

When you ingest much to much pizza and it betrays you by giving you diarrhea.
Jay: Oohhhh my goooood! arggg
Tom: Dude whats wrong with Jay?
Howie: He ate way to much at Cici's
Tom: Pizzareah?
Howie: Yeah.
Pizzareah by Fwin January 9, 2010

pizzarhea 

What you get from eating spoiled pizza.
Dude, this morning I ate a slice left over from last night and gave myself pizzarhea
pizzarhea by Jimmy-Bones February 7, 2007

jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
jizzarrhea by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011

pissarrhea

Uncontrollable urination. Incontinence of the bladder. Pissing all over the god damn place...
Man, after I drank those two 40s I had some serious pissarrhea...
pissarrhea by BigPoppaTex February 20, 2011
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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