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1. polish-british kids who drink a lot and have a decent sense of humor.

2. awesome kid. :)
DUDE: I pulled a Piwkowski last night!

CHICK: Man, that guy is just SO Piwkowski.
Piwkowski by KatyCANKILLER March 30, 2009
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Pisowski turysta 

A term used by Polish noblemen to describe the legal Muslim immigration. The term was coined during the rule of the Law and Justice party (2015-2019) in contemporary Poland. The so-called LEGAL immigration was often cited by the members of Law and Justice party to cover up their true intention - Islamization of Poland. The said party often attempted to convince unsuspecting citizens that the influx of foreigners, mainly from Muslim countries, is a result of their tourism program.
PiSowski turysta is wanted by the police for the rape and murder of a Polish woman.

One of the Pisowski Tourists is wanted by the Polish police and the Interpol in connection with ISIS terrorist plot.
A sausage eating Polish( male or female )
Sarah is a real paskowski in bed
Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

perkowski 

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.
Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!
perkowski by bball'n philippino June 13, 2012

pawlowski 

to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.

originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.

I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004

piatkowski

king of the 3point line and all around great basketball player who currently plays with the chicago bulls.
"Piatkowski just hit a 3 in my eye and then murdered my family."
piatkowski by UkNoAW May 2, 2006

Pukowski 

I Pujowskied that bitch till dawn
Pukowski by Phillip April 13, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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