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pawlowski 

to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.

originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.

I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004
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Emma Pawlowski 

The best most loyal, beautiful, perfect girl you could ever meet. So honest and smart, genuinely gets straight A's, is in love with me, a brunette, brown eyed sexy boy. -Alec Hollister
"hey who's that amazing girl over there with Alec????!!!"
"Oh that's just Emma pawlowski with Alec Hollister,"

The Pawlowski 

A large sandwich ordered from an Eastern European deli, which always includes Russian dressing, corned beef, sauerkraut, and eel sauce. Other variations include friend okra, ketchup, Brussels, and mustard seed. Typically served with white bread toasted for no longer than 45 seconds with buttered insides.
Hey did you order the Pawlowski? Yes but I added mayo, lettuce, and fish sauce to spruce things up.
A sausage eating Polish( male or female )
Sarah is a real paskowski in bed
Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

cristian pavlovski 

hes got a massive dick and is so hot
have u seen cristian pavlovski, i wanna do things with him
cristian pavlovski by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs February 16, 2021

pawloski syndrome 

the usage of violent non-verbal communication to express intimacy by females; primarily sever elbowing, punching, or slapping to demonstrate affection.
pawloski syndrome is when if a girl elbows your ribs hard enough to make you short of breath instead of saying i love you.
pawloski syndrome by lsc2323 March 6, 2010

Gawlowski 

1. A gawlowski is most likely someone who is straight edge that hangs out and takes care of a bunch of alcoholics or stoners.
Thank God there was a gawlowski at the party last night to let us know that the pigs were coming.
Gawlowski by UAD January 3, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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