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laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.
(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.
laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017
A slang term for asking someone to pass you a/the goose. Common amongst eastern Canadians.

Prounced:
Pah•skoose•kah
Guy One: Pass the goose, guy.
Guy Two: oh you mean paskooska
paskooska by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014

Pisowski turysta 

A term used by Polish noblemen to describe the legal Muslim immigration. The term was coined during the rule of the Law and Justice party (2015-2019) in contemporary Poland. The so-called LEGAL immigration was often cited by the members of Law and Justice party to cover up their true intention - Islamization of Poland. The said party often attempted to convince unsuspecting citizens that the influx of foreigners, mainly from Muslim countries, is a result of their tourism program.
PiSowski turysta is wanted by the police for the rape and murder of a Polish woman.

One of the Pisowski Tourists is wanted by the Polish police and the Interpol in connection with ISIS terrorist plot.

perkowski 

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.
Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!

pawlowski 

to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.

originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.

I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004

paczkowski 

Paczkowski. A last name that originates from Polin.

A person with this last name is a very eccentric and outgoing person. If you come across a person with this last name, be warned, they can be very violent if you mess with them. If you come across a Paczkowski, don't be fooled. They may seem sweet and 'shy', but they can be really dirty minded and violent, depending on the situation of course.
person 1- "Have you seen that girl? Her last name is Paczkowski!"
Person 2-" Yeah! But be careful, don't let her innocent face fool you."
paczkowski by Gay man 22 February 16, 2022