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piatkowski

king of the 3point line and all around great basketball player who currently plays with the chicago bulls.
"Piatkowski just hit a 3 in my eye and then murdered my family."
piatkowski by UkNoAW May 2, 2006
Words you can keep

Rat piatkowski 

Hottest rat alive, some say this rat could supposedly give you an erection
Floyd: holy shit rat piatkowski you are looking extra sexy today
Rat piatkowski by RatPiatkowskiWife September 3, 2021

Piotrowski 

A very great person whom goes by the name Piotrowski.
For he is great. Just ask Mr Piotrowski.
Piotrowski by steviep3 June 16, 2011
A sausage eating Polish( male or female )
Sarah is a real paskowski in bed
Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016
1. polish-british kids who drink a lot and have a decent sense of humor.

2. awesome kid. :)
DUDE: I pulled a Piwkowski last night!

CHICK: Man, that guy is just SO Piwkowski.
Piwkowski by KatyCANKILLER March 30, 2009

Brooke Platkowski 

Person who constantly makes up definitions on urban dictionary to try and sway the opinions of smarter people.
She pulled a Brooke Platkowski on her boyfriend.
Brooke Platkowski by 4nti July 1, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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