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A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.

Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!

perkowski by bball'n philippino June 13, 2012

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Peczkowski

A fit maths teacher, preferably a Polish prick. 100% sexy with a true heart. He will guide you through all your life problems, whilst also supplying you with the dick enlarging tools you really need.

Good morning, that's a nice Peczkowski

Peczkowski by Fit Polish Men September 23, 2019

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perdowski

A slang one uses when frustated or mildly frightened. Also used when in shock. Sort of like "Holy Shit!"

Perdowski! I can't believe you were gonna hit me with that belt, or that boogey board, or that baseball!

perdowski by pepe July 30, 2004

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Paskowski

A sausage eating Polish( male or female )

Sarah is a real paskowski in bed

Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

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antoni porowski

remy the rat

He’s such an antoni porowski...always making meals.

antoni porowski by reservedprking July 9, 2018

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Pelowskii

giant asshole who makes out wtih your girl freind at a fat girls bat mitzvah he also sucks up 2 everybody and makes girls like him that way and is a huge dumbass motha fucka

dude that bitch is a pelowskii

Pelowskii by kealin dude March 18, 2009

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petrowski

a name of jewish decent, surname that can only belong to someone who is a jew

that mans name is petrowski, therefore he must be jewish

petrowski by poisonmario December 18, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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