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perkowski 

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.
Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!
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Peczkowski 

A fit maths teacher, preferably a Polish prick. 100% sexy with a true heart. He will guide you through all your life problems, whilst also supplying you with the dick enlarging tools you really need.
Good morning, that's a nice Peczkowski
Peczkowski by Fit Polish Men September 23, 2019

perdowski 

A slang one uses when frustated or mildly frightened. Also used when in shock. Sort of like "Holy Shit!"
Perdowski! I can't believe you were gonna hit me with that belt, or that boogey board, or that baseball!
perdowski by pepe July 30, 2004
A sausage eating Polish( male or female )
Sarah is a real paskowski in bed
Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016

antoni porowski 

He’s such an antoni porowski...always making meals.

Pelowskii 

giant asshole who makes out wtih your girl freind at a fat girls bat mitzvah he also sucks up 2 everybody and makes girls like him that way and is a huge dumbass motha fucka
dude that bitch is a pelowskii
Pelowskii by kealin dude March 18, 2009

petrowski 

a name of jewish decent, surname that can only belong to someone who is a jew
that mans name is petrowski, therefore he must be jewish
petrowski by poisonmario December 18, 2009