Pityful
Pityful by Twilight - Fantasy January 22, 2009
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pitiful excuse for a used douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013
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pitiful mass
A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.
Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008
Pityfucker
Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.
A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
Pityfucker by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022
pitiful fuck
1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.
2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.
pitiful fuck by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
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