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Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.
A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!
Pityfucker by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022
Words you can keep

pigfuckery 

When a cop lies in order to violate your rights, arrest or convict you.
I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
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pigfuckery by Toytech4 December 20, 2014

potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots
A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014
One who fucks pigs. As by Terrance defined in South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut
U.S. Senator Robert Byrd is an unabashed pigfucker.
pigfucker by Abu Gingy July 6, 2005
First used in the early 1970's as a all-purpose sobriquet for conservative politicians by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Recently, the meaning of 'pigfucker' has changed to exclude the actual politicians, focusing instead only on the ill-educated, ignorant or mentally-challenged supporters of explicitly neo-conservative politics. In contemporary usage, therefore, neither Schwartzenegger nor his supporters would be'pigfuckers', but any trailer-dwelling Anne Coulter spouting asshat would be.
Stupid warmongering pigfucker freeps don't understand that neo-con policy in Iraq will cost them any hope for a prosperous future.
pigfucker by Slagathor January 24, 2005
Someone who supports the police. For instance, a politician who passes laws demanded by the police and thereby destroys civil liberties, and anti-"crime" bigots who go along with any repressive proposal which has even minimal porcine endorsement.

Also someone who literally sleeps with, or who enjoys close personal relations with police officers.
George W Bush and Bill Clinton are a pair of pigfuckers.

People who support ID cards are all pigfuckers.
pigfucker by Andy April 21, 2004
1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.
Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!
pigfucker by octopod December 1, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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