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pitchin a tent 

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent
it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

Pitchin A Tent 

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent
Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent
Pitchin A Tent by suck my dick gunnar December 27, 2010

pitching a tent 

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

pitching a tent 

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.
Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

pitching a tent 

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
pitching a tent by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Pitching a tent 

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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