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pirates vs ninjas
A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!
Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
pirates vs ninjas by SuperCowManTypePerson October 2, 2006
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Pirates of the Caribbean 3
"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."
Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"
Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 by Turtle Drake October 10, 2009
pirates of the caribbean
pirates of the caribbean by Meerna and Schmeerna September 11, 2004
Old Fart Pilates
Old Fart Pilates by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Pirates of Optimization
Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008
Moonlight Pirates
Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.
Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.
Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.
Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
Moonlight Pirates by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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