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People who lile to sit under piss trees and swing on piss poles (gender neutral term)
(sitting under a tree) Why is it raining? *looks up* oh no I'm a pisswoman. fuck.
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Pisswangle 

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004

pisswomb 

Another word for bladder.
Shit Timmy, my pisswomb is completely full.
pisswomb by jmad July 25, 2019

pisswank 

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.
John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.
pisswank by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pissmancer 

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.
Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!
pissmancer by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

pisswank 

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.
If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.
pisswank by bread infection December 28, 2005
A word used to describe someone who is a constant pain. This can refer to annoying people in many ways. Pissman is a nickname for those who constantly piss people off, hence the name, Pissman.

They are a bit like Karens, minus the "I want to speak with the manager"
I swear to god, I'm gonna lose it if Pissman interrupts me one more time.
Pissman by An angry space potato November 7, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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