3 definitions by Eternal Dorkness

pissmancer

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.

Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!

by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

Dave

An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.

Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?

by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018

John Johnson

If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.

Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.

by Eternal Dorkness October 26, 2018