pissmancer

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.

Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!

by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

Pissmonger

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pissantery

1. Worthless, petty, contemptible behavior(s) concerned with the insignificant.
2. The arguments made when taking an intentionally absurd, unreasonable, and ire-provoking position on a given topic.

The Trump administration has taken pissantery to soaring new heights in the first 6 months of his presidency.

by flooglehousen August 19, 2017

Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009