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A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.

Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!

pissmancer by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

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Pissmonger

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

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pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

pissmaster by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

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Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

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pissantery

1. Worthless, petty, contemptible behavior(s) concerned with the insignificant.
2. The arguments made when taking an intentionally absurd, unreasonable, and ire-provoking position on a given topic.

The Trump administration has taken pissantery to soaring new heights in the first 6 months of his presidency.

pissantery by flooglehousen August 19, 2017

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Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

Pisswanker by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017