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Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

Pisstracting 

Moaning or coughing when at a urinal to hide the fact that you haven't started peeing.
There was a guy behing me so i started pisstracting him.

Prostrating 

The male form of a period.
Bae are you prostrating? Why you so mad?
Prostrating by Fhhgghjfdfg April 17, 2016

Pisterating 

Pisterating is the onset of a pissed off feeling strong enough to demand attention in your brain.
I find it very pisterating when I've just been introduced to someone in My home and they grab My open beer and proceed to pour it down the drain.
Pisterating by Fancypink November 14, 2021

Pissfarting

Being employed to complete a minor and unnecessary task that helps no one, wasting time and energy.
I've had a busy day, but most of it was only pissfarting around
Pissfarting by Jimothey1 April 15, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026