Pissoon

A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).

I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

bogus pisson

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.

Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.

by poortubgirl October 13, 2011

pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

Pissboner

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

by djdurdy September 20, 2009

Pissonpatty Drunk

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010

Pissmonger

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020