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Pissmonk 

A chipmunk which has suffered the drenching of human urination and has thus become a religious symbol.
"Dear lord Pissmonk, bless our family with urinary health."

or

"Lord sufferin' dyin' Pissmonk! You scared the piss outa me!"
Pissmonk by Pissmunkforeskin June 10, 2023
Words you can keep

Pissmonger 

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.
*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”
Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

pissmonkey 

a word generally used to insult another human being.
Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.
pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.
Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.
pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

pissmonkey 

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^
"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"
pissmonkey by Dave January 16, 2004

pissmunk 

a Word authored by the internet persona "pissmunk", it consists of two Words: "piss" & "munk" becomes pissmunk!

munk means putting the tip of your penis on a girl's vagina. and piss is another Word for urin.
"look it's easy to fool the idiot men, just teach your boyfriend how to pissmunk yah. "

"how the feck does that work? "
"like puttin' the tip of yah man's penis on yah vagina and makin him do pissin' makin' it look like yah is fountain orgasmin'.
pissmunk by pissmunk November 19, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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