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Pissmonger 

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.
*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”
Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

pissmonkey 

a word generally used to insult another human being.
Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.
pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.
Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.
pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

pissmonkey 

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^
"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"
pissmonkey by Dave January 16, 2004

pissmunk 

a Word authored by the internet persona "pissmunk", it consists of two Words: "piss" & "munk" becomes pissmunk!

munk means putting the tip of your penis on a girl's vagina. and piss is another Word for urin.
"look it's easy to fool the idiot men, just teach your boyfriend how to pissmunk yah. "

"how the feck does that work? "
"like puttin' the tip of yah man's penis on yah vagina and makin him do pissin' makin' it look like yah is fountain orgasmin'.
pissmunk by pissmunk November 19, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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