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pissboarding
A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.
Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."
pissboarding by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008
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Piss Boner • Pissbone • The Piss Boner • pissboarding • PissBoyPRO • pisslover3 • pisslover9 • pissloverz420 • Pissmonger • Pissover
Pissbone
An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.
A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.
A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.
Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.
That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.
That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.
Pissbone by poortubgirl October 13, 2011
Postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013
pisstoned
pisstoned by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020
Pisstomer
"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."
"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."
"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."
Pisstomer by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012
Piss Boner
A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
Piss Boner by Bonerection September 27, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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