Pissboner

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

by djdurdy September 20, 2009

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.

Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.

by poortubgirl October 13, 2011

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

Pisstomer

A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.

"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."

by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012

Piss Boner

A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).

I had a wicked piss boner this morning.

by Bonerection September 27, 2010