pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

Pissbone

An erection fueled not by arousal but rather the insatiable urge to urinate.

A young male who, on the surface appears to have it all together, but behind the scenes is a total trainwreck of a human being with no regard for civilized society or social norms.

Dude I woke up with a raging pissbone this morning, but then I took a leak and it was all gone.

That party was fun until those Pissbones left hot pocket crumbs all over the couch and started a "chug" chant.

by poortubgirl October 13, 2011

Pisstomer

A person who enters a place of business only to use the restroom.

"There was a parade in the city, so most of our business today was pisstomers."

"Person 1: 'Have you been to that new cafe downtown?'
Person 2: 'Yeah, but only as a pisstomer."

by nickelback minaj July 13, 2012

Pissboner

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

by djdurdy September 20, 2009

Pistowned

It is what happened to the Lakers when they were introduced to the Detroit Pistons defense.

Those son of a bitch Lakers got pistowned!!!!!

by ib4L June 10, 2004

Pisspone

When you postpone something to take a piss.

I am going to pisspone this to go to the bathroom.

by Free tits June 2, 2013

pisspond

When a water cooling solution is in such degredation that theres no point in replacing it.

Do you think your custom watercooling loop is turning into a pisspond? You should get that checked out before it's too late!

by cathode-ray-tube September 22, 2021