Pissmonger 

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.

*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”

Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

pussmonger 

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.

"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"

pussmonger by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

Henry Pissinger 

The worst secretary of the United States of America.

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

Henry Pissinger by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023

Pissboner 

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

Pissboner by djdurdy September 20, 2009

pissmonkey 

a word generally used to insult another human being.

Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.

pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

pissmancer 

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.

Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!

pissmancer by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008