Pintophile 

The opposite of a pedophile. A pintophile is a minor who likes and wants to be in a sexual relationship with someone 18+

Sally is total into Mr. Clark is disgusting....

I know right she’s such a pintophile!

Pintophile by st!tched December 4, 2020

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

Piedophile by Me_Again September 27, 2011

Pictophile 

The dankest meme app in the App Store. Full of great memes, funny users, and tons of meme-building features, and 11 post tabs. You'll be there for hours, m8.

Mate, have you checked out Pictophile? I've heard it's so much better than iFunny!

Pictophile by amm192 September 11, 2016

Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Pitaphile 

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

Pitaphile by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Piedophile

Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.

I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.

Piedophile by teknoshit June 12, 2018