Definitions by teknoshit
Piedophile
Describes a person with uncontrollable pie urges. A person who cannot simply walk past a pie shop. Someone who lets their pie craving rule them.
I can't walk past the baker's without purchasing a lovely, juicy steak pie. I think there is something wrong with me, I fear that I may be a piedophile.
Piedophile by teknoshit June 12, 2018
Piesexual
A pie lover who doesn't discriminate against pies. Meat or vegetable pie? A true piesexual enjoys a healthy balance of both.