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Piley Cyrus
When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.
Piley Cyrus by Majestic Lion June 11, 2018
Pilley
Comes from the old English job of a gatherer of sticks . Once a Pilley had gathered enough sticks, he or she would beat the rest of the town into paying taxes to themselfs and thus self appointed his role as a lord of Leeds. This trait has stuck .although pilley are or liberal and have developed to more anarchic tendancies . Pilleys are good at spending money and enjoy spending others money to just as much. But they are generous too tThey were the first to move away from the capitalist system and promote free living and self autonomy . Pilleys make the best lovers by far without any competition . The world moves and the heavens shake with excitement at the prospect of being with one so perfect . So our advise is don't pick up a penguin pick up Pilley
dont be silly Pilley you've got the greatest willie
was that an earthquake no someone just kissed Pilley
was that an earthquake no someone just kissed Pilley
Pilley by jarustifarrarilionfromzion July 6, 2010
dirty pimlett
The act of sniffing cocaine off a pub toilet seat after it has just been used, followed by masturbation.
dirty pimlett by Fanny Tickler July 5, 2020
Piley
pixley
pixley by carrie pixley November 11, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026