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Comes from the old English job of a gatherer of sticks . Once a Pilley had gathered enough sticks, he or she would beat the rest of the town into paying taxes to themselfs and thus self appointed his role as a lord of Leeds. This trait has stuck .although pilley are or liberal and have developed to more anarchic tendancies . Pilleys are good at spending money and enjoy spending others money to just as much. But they are generous too tThey were the first to move away from the capitalist system and promote free living and self autonomy . Pilleys make the best lovers by far without any competition . The world moves and the heavens shake with excitement at the prospect of being with one so perfect . So our advise is don't pick up a penguin pick up Pilley
dont be silly Pilley you've got the greatest willie

was that an earthquake no someone just kissed Pilley
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Mr Pillay 

Very dangerous dark man originating from the forbidden regions of South Africa. His bald head is able to manipulate the sun and weather, making him able to change the world with just a thought. Through the ritualistic polishing of his head, he is able to control adults and children alike.
No words can describe a man like Mr Pillay
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clear pilled 

The final phase of awareness of the human condition. The peace of mind you experience when you accept that no matter what crumbles and falls around you in this world due to the corruption and degeneracy of Man, you are the master of your own mind and your soul belongs to God.

Deriving from the Matrix universe, clear pilled is the state of peace that comes with total awareness. It is the step after black pilled; black pilled is the step after red pilled; and red pilled is the step after blue pilled. Blue pilled is living in ignorance, oblivious to the fact that you are a mental slave, totally brainwashed and unaware that your thoughts are not your own. In a blue pilled state, you have strong passionate feelings about things you know nothing or very little about while blindly believing you do. You are a useful idiot, inured to the system, the product of thought control and psychological operations against you. In a red pilled state, your eyes have opened to this and you begin to see the truth of your condition and through the illusions set up to deceive you. You then embark on the journey down the rabbit hole, which ultimately leads you to the next phase of being black pilled -- the cynicism that comes with realizing that the sinister forces working against you are too great, the fall was set in motion too long ago, and there is no hope for your condition because the vast majority of the masses are far too blue pilled.

But there is.
Most people are blue pilled, some are red pilled, fewer are black pilled, and fewer still are clear pilled.
clear pilled by The Gideon Lion October 21, 2019
A funny wee girl who is suuuuuuper silly. Pilly's are usually quite cute.

Beware, pilly's can be pesky.
Haha Pilly, y u so silly?

Piiilly piiiiillllyyyy want piiiiiiiiiizzaa
Pilly by Jamal3333 May 21, 2013

black pilled 

If you are black pilled you feel the future does not have a positive outlook.
Bro 1: " I'm pretty black pilled on the future of our society"
Bro 2: "I feel just as black pilled, I feel society is falling apart"
black pilled by anonymous October 18, 2021

shrimp pilled 

The most enlightened, skeptical, and sociological a person can possibly be, as they can see all the colors and possible futures that are seen by a mantis/pistol shrimp.
Based Balaclava Man is shrimp pilled as fuck.
shrimp pilled by Idonataur August 1, 2017
"Pillergas" is the act of jerking someone off, while aggressively squeezing their shaft with your fingertips.
The term derives from the Danish movie Kapgang from 2014, where pillergas is potrayed as an extremely intense and pleasurable way of jerking someone off.
"That guy didn't even last 2 minutes, due to the pillergas I gave him"
Pillergas by SophisticatedYoungMan December 8, 2020