Person 1: *sitting in a classroom which is currently silent then happens to think of a funny line from Pineapple Express that strikes a chord* AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAbuah! *clutching stomach, tears streaming down face, trying to be quiet but failing*

Person 2: That man....is suffering a GiggleFuck.

GiggleFuck by AWidowandADivorcee August 12, 2009

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piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017

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piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

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Wigglefuck

Slang - Wiggling back and forth while trying to have intercourse (usually unsuccessful)

"I'd really like to try to wigglefuck at some point in my life.."

Wigglefuck by Cylera January 5, 2017

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gigglefucks

To laugh at something insanely perverted.

I went gigglefucks while my friend Brianna made orgasm jokes.

gigglefucks by KatieAnnLove February 23, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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